Okay! Do NOT ask me to play opening and closing for the stake music fireside, then say "I assume you'll need to do prelude and after too" instead of asking, then call me and say "since you're playing anyway, will you accompany this other woman singing" if it's not actually a music fireside. I have reasons why I do not attend singles firesides, and I do not appreciate being blindsided that way. Upside is, I will not feel even slightly guilty for telling you no for the rest of my life. Good job!

To say nothing of the ongoing argument with the woman I accompanied. She was convinced my copy of the song was a different arrangement than hers. Which, no. Exact same one. And saying "I really think it's just a little bit different" over and over does not make you right, honey. I promise.

I miss you, Kamille. I wish you were still in my ward.